It was chilly here over the weekend, which did not make me happy. Then my mom texted me that it was snowing there (not sticking, but still snowing). I responded that she should move. She thinks she's funny, so she offered to move in with me.
Then when I said she could clean, she suddenly changed her mind. Apparently I do not meet her standards.
Then Boyfriend's mom got in my car and commented that I should clean the floor. Which is probably true, but unlikely to happen.
I guess there was a reason I never won the clean desk award.